1. What is your name? What do you wish it was?My name is Lancelot Ivan Barker. I rather like my name considering I am named after a knight.
2. What lie do you keep telling yourself?The Enclave will never find out. If I tell you what they'll never find out, well then it wouldn't be a secret and then I'd have to ensure you are permanently silenced.
3. What is your favorite food / drink of the wastes?I love with the passion of a thousand nuclear suns tea.
4. What do you truly hate?Ghouls and Super Mutants. I tolerate ghouls who still retain their...brain I suppose and I do stress the
tolerate part highly. People who have fetishes for Ghouls also disturb me.
5. What is your favorite childhood memory?I'm not sure how or where my Dad came across it, but he found a rabbit. A little white rabbit that had beady little eyes. I loved that thing. A shame some jealous asshole killed it.
6. What is the worst childhood memory?I was a kid. What do you expect a child to hate the most? Being scolded naturally. But I think what I didn't understand at the time and hated was that we had to keep moving.
7. What is your worst memory in general?It's one of my worst memories ever really. It was when my family and I were forced into hiding as the NCR was out to get us. Someone betrayed us and turned us in and though we fled, my Father was killed. And Arthur, my older brother. But...l speak to him and see him from time to time. So that confuses me as to why everyone thinks and believe he's dead. It kind of makes him sad too.
8. Do you sing?Hoppe hoppe Reiter
eine Melodie im Wind
mein Herz schlägt nicht mehr weiter
und auf der Erde singt das Kind
hoppe hoppe Reiter
und kein Engel steigt herab
mein Herz schlägt nicht mehr weiter
nur der Regen weint am GrabI don't really know what it is I'm singing honestly but I do love singing, especially songs I pick up from the patrons who visit the Gomorrah and have come from far away places. Sometimes I think the Enlcave is a little too paranoid about those who flee from Russia, Germany and the like. Not everyone is out to get us.
9. Why or Why not?Well like, first of all, who the hell HATES singing? Singing is fun. Everyone enjoys singing no?
10. How old are you?I am three and thirty years old. If that totally confused you, I'm thirty-three.
11. Do you date or just “fling”?A bit too personal don't you think?
12. Where do you usually spend your caps?I spend it either at my workplace or at the Tops.
13. Do you like fighting? If so, what was your best battle? Don’t skimp on the details.Although I do tend to find myself often in them, I don't like fighting all that much. I'm not that strong and the Enclave is very cranky about us using our energy weapons out in the open. I kind of let others do the fighting.
14. Are you a virgin? If yes, explain why.I just....really?
15. Do you believe in love?You betcha. Everyone has someone out there for them.
16. Would you rather have all the caps in the world or happiness?Weeeeeeeeeeeell, if you have caps, in a sense you could buy happiness. But that happiness would be temporary and then you'd buy more happiness. It would be a rather vicious and endless cycle. I guess I would prefer to have happiness in the end.
17. Do you believe in settling down and having children?Of course. Someday. More than likely adopt but I can live with that.
18. What is your number one desire?Getting a lover who's a great cook?
19. Selfish or Selfless?Anyone who says they are selfless lies. Everyone, no matter who they are, are selfish. Humans are naturally after all.
20. What are you really afraid of?If I tell you, you're gonna tell the Omertas. It's bad enough I believe I confessed to them who I really am!
